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Biblical Scholars in Little-Known Cable TV Programs, Part 1: ‘The Hoff’

Posted by NT Wrong on July 14, 2008

Christian cable television network, The Agape Channel, has today announced that James “The Hoff” Hoffmeier is to appear in an upcoming Christian version of Baywatch. The show, to be called simply The Hoffmeier, is filmed on the beautiful white-sand beaches of the Sinai Peninsula. James “The Hoff” Hoffmeier combs the beach for evidence of ancient Israel, while his lifesaving crew, ‘The Red Sea Pedestrians’, save the hapless Egyptians from drowning. As The Hoff says in episode one of the upcoming series: “Yahweh drowns ’em, but we save ’em!”


5 Responses to “Biblical Scholars in Little-Known Cable TV Programs, Part 1: ‘The Hoff’”

  1. These scholars have wanted until lately to preserve the reliability of some texts of the Bible for historians. Television Network

  2. I’m sorry, I can see two women’s er, uhm, ahem…. limbs.

    Too racy a photo for Christian tv. Must go.

  3. James C said

    would he have looked better in a bikini?

  4. ntwrong said

    A bikini on The Hoff would have been too minimalist for my eyes.

  5. “Hoffmeier Sings”- Will the Copenhagen school and the Fundamentalists agree to minimalism on this issue?

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