I don’t like the poor – by Jeff Simmonds
Posted by NT Wrong on September 10, 2008
Because we just can’t get enough, here’s Jeff Simmonds — the Michael Leunig of the music world.
And I… don’t like the poor
And I… don’t love them anymore
All they ever do is sit around and die
I wonder why
But I don’t love them
Because they’re poor
And I… never liked Mother Teresa
And I… don’t think I would’ve pleased her
Even though I’m sure she was a very nice person
I prefer Elle McPherson
‘Cause she’s rich and pretty
And that’s what matters
And why… don’t they just get a real job?
And why… don’t they look after themselves?
You know I’ve got real troubles of my own
Like how to pay my mortgage
And feed my children
And buy more CDs
And I… wish the poor would go away
And I… hope everyone’s rich someday
But I’m sure the poor are here to stay
And that’s too bad
But am I my brother’s
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