NEWS IN BRIEF: Severe Lisp Saves Life of Ephraimite Man
Posted by NT Wrong on September 19, 2008
His lisp may have resulted in years of torment at school, but it was all worth it when he attempted to cross the Jordan into Gilead yesterday.
“I have never been sho thankful for my shevere shpeech impediment as I wash yeshterday,” commented Mr Ammahud to reporters. “It shaved my life,” he added.
– Reuters, September 19, 2675
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