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NEWS IN BRIEF: Severe Lisp Saves Life of Ephraimite Man

Posted by NT Wrong on September 19, 2008

Ephraimite manREUTERS, GILEAD – Ephraimite man Elishama ben Ammahud says he has never been “sho thankful” that he was born with a severe lisp as he was yesterday afternoon.

His lisp may have resulted in years of torment at school, but it was all worth it when he attempted to cross the Jordan into Gilead yesterday.

“I have never been sho thankful for my shevere shpeech impediment as I wash yeshterday,” commented Mr Ammahud to reporters. “It shaved my life,” he added.

– Reuters, September 19, 2675

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