Gematria and Blogs
Posted by NT Wrong on October 15, 2008
“The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.”
– The Gematriculator
Yes, now you can assess how good or evil various blogs are — with the combined power of Gematria and the Internet. And the results are 100% correct:
“Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God’s watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.”
What’s fascinating is the several pages of detailed Gematria analysis that the results page also provides.
But let’s compare… Jim West:
And how about James Crossley?
We’re definitely getting closer to the Dark Side on Crossley’s blog. And I’m not talking about Yorkshire. But how about the blog of modern day heresiologist, Ben Witherington III?
Hmmmm… more than a third of what he writes is evil. No surprise there.
But the nefarious Chris Tilling has the most evil of all the blogs I have surveyed:
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