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Gematria and Blogs

Posted by NT Wrong on October 15, 2008

“The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.”
The Gematriculator

Yes, now you can assess how good or evil various blogs are — with the combined power of Gematria and the Internet. And the results are 100% correct:

“Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God’s watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.”

The N.T. Wrong Blog:
This site is certified 25% EVIL by the Gematriculator This site is certified 75% GOOD by the Gematriculator

What’s fascinating is the several pages of detailed Gematria analysis that the results page also provides.

But let’s compare… Jim West:
This site is certified 22% EVIL by the Gematriculator This site is certified 78% GOOD by the Gematriculator

And how about James Crossley?
This site is certified 29% EVIL by the Gematriculator This site is certified 71% GOOD by the Gematriculator

We’re definitely getting closer to the Dark Side on Crossley’s blog. And I’m not talking about Yorkshire. But how about the blog of modern day heresiologist, Ben Witherington III?
This site is certified 35% EVIL by the Gematriculator This site is certified 65% GOOD by the Gematriculator

Hmmmm… more than a third of what he writes is evil. No surprise there.

But the nefarious Chris Tilling has the most evil of all the blogs I have surveyed:
This site is certified 38% EVIL by the Gematriculator This site is certified 62% GOOD by the Gematriculator

7 Responses to “Gematria and Blogs”

  1. steph said

    Jim’s been right all the time then 🙂

  2. ntwrong said

    I never doubted him.

  3. Haha – ok, I own up.

    At least better than 62% evil, 38% good, I suppose.

    Perhaps this is what sunk me

  4. Jim said

    this is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. steph said


    that blogger and his commenter ‘jeremiah’ (the same jeremiah who visited here) made me laugh – he’s a ‘famous’ young apologetic who doesn’t read anything ‘not worthy of [his] attention’ – anything that might challenge him. Like most apologetics.

  6. watercat said

    LOL! the Lolkoran is 31% evil! Who knew?

  7. watercat said

    Lolcat bible: 67% evil!!!

    This is fun.

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